We are looking for
Miss Gusset UK 2009.
To compete in the 2009 World Gusset championship in
FLANGEHOUSEN,QUIMERY, USA.
Defending USA Champion,
Alma Bucketclout ( see photo )
will be defending her gusset against all comers.
Send a photo and DNA sample to:-
Dr freedrick Muffdiver,
The institute of Klitology.
Cracken, McTaggnuts.Usa.
Please allow 15 wanking days for a reply.
Last years winners 2008
Third Place went to ... Lolita, from the Slums of West Minginia. Prize 1 Unused Docleaf. | Second Place and Runner up... Slack Alaice, from Vank in Holland Prize 2 Toilet Rolls. |
First Prize ...Winner of Harry the Tramps Used Condom was..
Alma Bucketclout from Harlem
