For Sale a pair of shit sodden underpants, as worn by
"HarryRamp"
The world famous wanking tramp,
yours for only £2.75 +p&p.
While stocks last.
These Underpants are 100% cotton and have an 100% authentic "WHITE LIGHTNING" skid mark.
To recreate that freshly shat feel, pop in the microwave for 30 seconds and watch them steam.
When i was asked to endorse them i thought i'd shit my pants, on closer inspection i found i had - Harry Ramp - The bus shelter - Notts.
I bought my husband 2 pairs for Christmas, his face lit up red when he saw them and he punched me square on the nose and left me , Cheers Harry - Edith Pissflaps - London.
Item 2
Alma Bucketclout's Thong.
This slightly soiled thong comes complete with pubic hair,
seaman stains and elastic waist band for the perfect fit.
Ideal for Boy Scout Jamborees, October Beer Festivals and replacement O2 Arena sheeting.
All this for the knocked up price of
10/s 6d
